Message 07

Alia bhatt: Hey dad, what plans for weekend ?

Mahesh bhatt: Income Tax Returns
     
Alia bhatt: Hey first part kab release hua tha?

Mahesh bhatt:  jaa meri ma, tu shooting pe jaa!!!
Died Laughing....
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100 metre ki race ho rahi thi...

Referee said '1,2,3 GO!'...

Everybody started running except Alia bhatt.

Referee - y r u not running...?

Alia - My number is 4
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SBI Bank: Humara bank aapko bina interest ke loan de raha hai....


Alia bhat:

Agar dene mein interest hi nahi hai to kyu de rahe ho? Nahi chahiye....

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Once there was a mirror that killed anyone who lied..
FRENCH : I think I dont smoke (died)

AMERICAN : I think I love my wife (died)

ALIA BHATT: I think.. (died)?

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Alia bhatt and varun dhawan are walking on a road, and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down.
Alia - what should we do now?
Varun- we'll take 50:50.
Alia- what about the remaining 900?

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Alia Bhatt: Let's go for movie .
Varun: Shit, I've got a doctor's appointment today..

Alia Bhatt: Just cancel it,Tell him you're sick.?????

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 Alia reading newspaper..

News:
"Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump"

Aalia comments:
Idiot !!
Who told him to wear gold medal while jumping!!!
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Deepika Padukone : I have more Fans than You..??
Alia Bhatt: Big deal, I have AC at Home.